IN A GALAXY NOT TOO FAR AWAY — The London Fire Brigade have released a “Star Wars” parody video to warn people about the dangers of being stuck or trapped in objects like handcuffs or rings. with the message “Don’t use the force,” the Firefighter Alliance is campaigning to reduce some of the time-wasting calls in a bid to drive down incidents across the galaxy.
According to the message one time firefighters came to the rescue of a man forced to undergo surgery to remove two metal rings that had been stuck on his penis for three days.
Don’t use the force Luke, Anakin or Yoda.
If it doesn’t fit, don’t force it…
with a serious message: “Don’t use the force” when applying a penis ring.
