You know we’ve come a long way when a teenage lesbian like Justin Bieber can be the biggest teen idol since Britney Spears arrived in 1997. Bieber’s famed haircut has become iconic, and you can see it on baby dykes from Park Slope to Silverlake. Meanwhile the Justin Bieber sound has crossed over from queer cafes to the pop charts, with the adoration of everyone from Usher to the cast of Glee.Never Say Never is the MTV-produced documentary on the rise of Bieber, from YouTube sensation to worldwide superstar. If you want to understand modern queer culture, rent this DVD immediately. (Please note: This is a joke. Justin Bieber is a straight boy who just sports a really gay haircut.)